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Dating Advice.
Done Differently.

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We LISTEN but don't judge, ADVISE but don't preach and are EXPERIENCED but not old-fashioned

WHO WE ARE

Dutch Un•cle /‘dech en-kel/ n.

One who gives firm but well-meaning advice

 

WE ARE DUTCH UNCLE and we provide dating advice, done a little differently.

 

Personalized for your specific concerns, you can connect with a dating coach, find closure with an ex or take one of our online courses to help get your love life back on track.  

 

We tell you what you need to hear but refuse to listen to. We do what your bestie, your bros, and your mama can’t — give you honest, expert advice to get your love life on to happily ever after.

LET'S GET STARTED!

LET US HELP YOU MAKEOVER YOUR DATING LIFE

TALK TO A DATING COACH

Text us at 404 731 3011. We’re currently available Mon-Sat from Noon until 8 PM.

LEARN HOW TO STAND OUT

Take this fascinating personality test and show up to your next date as 100% you!

TELL YOUR EX HOW YOU FEEL

... and do it ANONYMOUSLY
Say anything from F** YOU to THANK YOU

MORE COMING SOON!

More Advice is on the way. Be on the lookout for our Online Classes and new Podcast.

WE CAN HELP

We understand your frustrations and just like you we have a love/hate relationship with online dating, have wondered if we will ever find our soul mate and have been embarrassed to tell our friends that we reconnected with that one person we promised to never talk to again. We get it!

 

Been there, done that, a few times! 

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SEND YOUR EX A TEXT... ANONYMOUSLY

Craving the closure you never got? Want to apologize for something?

We've all been there. Needing to let go of something or someone and not quite knowing how to do it. Sometimes all you need is the opportunity to say things you never had the chance to say.

Your truth is your truth and whether your Ex agrees with it or not, you have the right to express it.

We can help you text your ex F**k You, Thank You or anything in between.

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QUICK ADVICE?

CLICK ON THE BUTTONS BELOW for the best (and worst) advice the universe has to offer. Some are a little flirty, some a little dirty, and some from a little birdie (Stan the Man)

WHY YOU NEED US

BELOW ARE A FEW REASONS

REASON #1

Your co-worker is tired of hearing about your love life.

REASON #2

Drunk dialing is not a healthy form of communication.

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REASON #3

The divorce rate is 50%. Don’t become a statistic.

REASON #4

We won’t tell you that “your standards are too high”.

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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Your mom is partial to your side of things and your BFF doesn't want to tell you the truth for fear of jeopardizing your friendship. Dutch Uncle is anonymous, straight-forward and we won't lie just to spare hurting your feelings.

Text Us Today!
404-731-3011

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