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IMPROVE YOUR DATING LIFE!
We LISTEN but don't judge, ADVISE but don't preach and are EXPERIENCED but not old-fashioned

WHO WE ARE

Dutch Un•cle /‘dech en-kel/ n.

One who gives firm but well-meaning advice

 

WE ARE DUTCH UNCLE and we provide on-demand dating advice. Personalized  for your specific concerns, you can connect with a dating coach one-on-one.  

 

We tell you what you need to hear but refuse to listen to. We do what your bestie, your bros, and your mama can’t — give you honest, expert advice to get your love life on to happily ever after.

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TEXT US AT 404 731 3011

HOW WE WORK

YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS... WE'VE GOT ANSWERS

Step One

Text us at 404 731 3011. We’re currently available Mon-Sat from Noon until 8 PM.

Step Two

We will connect you with a dating coach. All new clients get one FREE hour of coaching.

Step Three

Pay to continue receiving advice for an additional hour, day, week or month.

Step Four

Rates are $15/Hour, $35/Day, $75/Week or $150/Month. Advice is just one text away. 

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NEED SOME
QUICK ADVICE?

CLICK ON THE BUTTONS BELOW for the best (and worst) advice the universe has to offer. Some are a little flirty, some a little dirty, and some from a little birdie (Stan the Man)

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WHY YOU NEED US

BELOW ARE A FEW REASONS

REASON #1

Your co-worker is tired of hearing about your love life.

REASON #2

Drunk dialing is not a healthy form of communication.

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REASON #3

The divorce rate is 50%. Don’t become a statistic.

REASON #4

We won’t tell you that “your standards are too high”.

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WE CAN HELP

We understand your frustrations and just like you we have a love/hate relationship with online dating, have wondered if we will ever find our soul mate and have been embarrassed to tell our friends that we reconnected with that one person we promised to never talk to again. We get it!

 

Been there, done that, a few times! 

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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Your mom is partial to your side of things and your BFF doesn't want to tell you the truth for fear of jeopardizing your friendship. Dutch Uncle is anonymous, straight-forward and we won't lie just to spare hurting your feelings.

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